Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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