Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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