we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
