Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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