You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I need moral support for this bender
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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