"it" just moved
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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