Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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