I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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