called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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