I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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