i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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