i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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