in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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