weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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