Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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