He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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