you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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