i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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