Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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