Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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