i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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