After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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