Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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