Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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