she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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