I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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