i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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