I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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