He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
