ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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