Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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