it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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