I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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