Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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