I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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