WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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