she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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