Christians are straight up FREAKS
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
