People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She bit a glass in half.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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