just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Houston, we have a squirter
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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