Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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