I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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