what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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