You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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