Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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