its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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