I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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