honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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