used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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