Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Randomize
