I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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