All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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