We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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