To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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